OH FUCK THE BULLS ARE COMING

 

Yes there is no mistaking that moment when you suddenly see the crowd part and the first of the bulls are bearing down upon you and it is at about this point that you should have taken to your heels! Because they move far faster than you and if you give them a chance they will be straight by you or straight through you. Remembering at all times the first rule of bullrunning, “If you fall down you stay down”. Well as I move into a new decade of bullrunning, in my fifties I am looking forward to having more of those ‘Oh Fuck’ moments in the bullrun and it takes me back ten years to when I came out of retirement to start running with the bulls again. So I though I would include the article below that I wrote for the No Bullshit Fanzine to mark the occasion.

 

I have now joined the 50/50 club (at least 50 years old and 50 runs) which I can assure you, does not have that many members. But back then I didn’t think I would get to this stage.

 

 

Coming Out of Retirement

By Graeme Galloway

 

 

 

It had been six years since I last ran with the bulls, and that was a special occasion. A long time colleague at work had for years dreamt about going to Pamplona and running with the bulls; so I took him along with me to the Fiesta. I had to run with him to show how it was done. Even then there had been a gap of about two years or so, but I was only 34 and I only thought of myself as being semi-retired.

 

I had started running when I first went to the Fiesta in 1976 and I had never missed a run except when there were riots and when I once stupidly let a job get in the way of Pamplona. (I was a travel courier with an Aussie company taking drunken young shag-bunnies down to San Fermin on a coach from London). When the riots happened I was lucky… I had spent the night before in hospital; it had been an ambulance job. I had fallen off the monument outside the Mussel Bar, they didn’t jump off it in those days, we just climbed up it; I fell off trying to climb down. Landed on a broken bottle with my back fucked-up big-time. When I fell, my life passed before my eyes like a seedy ‘B’ grade porno movie. As I lay there on the ground thinking …Fuck! that’s it, my back is probably broken, a young good looking Aussie girl came and comforted me with these kind words.

 

"I’m hip, I’m cool, we’ll fuck later!"

 

This is no jest; her words are etched permanently into my memory. I just lay there thinking …. I won’t be able to walk, let alone shag…. what fucking planet was she on! I must admit she was good looking and I did spent the next two days looking for her, after I had drunkenly signed myself out of the hospital three hours later ‘in order to run with the bulls in the morning’ I even put up notices all around the campsite. I actually did manage to meet up with her five minutes before she was due to leave for Madrid. Yet another episode I can add to my collection of ‘Just Missed Out On A Shag In Pamplona’ stories. I did not actually run that morning because I could not walk or even get out of the hammock my friend had build for me out of groundsheet. I did try to persuade my friends to carry me up the road into the bull run so I could stand in a doorway….. I was young and badly addicted to the run in those days. But luckily my friends told me to "Shut the fuck up and get back to sleep!"

 

They cancelled the rest of the Fiesta that year so I was able to limp back home and give my back three months to recover. The next year I made every run, sleeping each night on the pelota court behind Estafeta so I was up in time each morning.

 

After ten or eleven years I found that the fear was getting stronger and there was no buzz anymore, it became more and more of a chore to get up in the morning for the run. Then I had a couple of real close shaves and finally it just got a bit too close for comfort. I was doing my normal run near the end of the Estafeta, when I suddenly thought something doesn’t feel right. I cut short my run and hit the wall and I remember thinking something is about to happen and I ran for the fence. I could hear the screams as I moved. One of the bulls had stopped and turned where the Estafeta widens at the end. An American guy, Stephen Townsend made the wrong move and the bull drove into him right outside the Casa Flores Bar. He made the mistake of trying to get up again and the bull gored him again and again. I only saw this afterwards in the photos as at the time I was ‘bravely’ climbing over the fence to get out of the street. It was only seconds later I saw him being carried out past me on a stretcher, covered in blood and afterward waiting for Casa Flores to re-open for my traditional post-run beer. I just stared at the blood all over the pavement and doorway and it was then that I decided that after 54 runs I would quit. Stephen Townsend recovered, but it had been touch and go. When people deride the saying that San Fermin looks after the runners, I just keep quiet and think back to that premonition of danger that I had that morning. If I had continued my run I would have been right there, where the bull turned.

 

I think I had only one more run in the next couple of years and my heart wasn’t really in it and then I ran six years ago with my work colleague Leon. After the run he was on cloud nine.

 

"I fell fantastic, how about you?" He asked immediately after.

 

"I’m fucked and I need a drink." I replied.

 

That was six years ago. Now it was the last Fiesta of the millennium! Whatever the fuck that meant! Most of my mates were running, then again they were all a lot younger and fitter than I was. I was fat, forty and fucking slow! What on earth was I doing standing in the Town Square as the clock crawled round towards 8’o’clock. I shouldn’t have been there; what seemed a good idea when I got up at five in the morning didn’t seem so brilliant at ten to eight in the morning. I wasn’t having second thoughts I was just quietly shitting myself. Not physically but more meta-physically, I had only decide to run because of a rush of blood brought on by a ‘religious’ encounter with a heavenly body. Well I thought there is no backing out now, let’s just see if the years of experience will compensate for the years of bodily abuse. I think it is at this point that you should have your choice of endings; was it a fantastic run that brought back memories of the old days…. Or was it a shit run with the bulls passing me as I stood against the wall half way up the Estafeta. What do you think?

 

Well in my defence, there were a fuck of a lot of people running that morning. In addition the police held everybody back much longer than normal so there was an incredible crush at the start in the Town Square, I thought this meant that it would be even worse at the end of the Estafeta. Thus the new risk-averse 40 year old hit the wall half way up Estafeta. As it turned out, it was great for running at the top of Estafeta, my friends said that it was nice and empty and they had good runs. I was just pleased to still be alive.

 

"Fuck it I thought, I’ll do it again next year. But I’ll be fitter and slimmer and better!"

 

 

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