WHERE DO I GO IF I WANT TO RUN ?
Well for a start you don’t just
turn up at five minutes to eight in the morning and expect a helpful policeman
to point you the way. You can only enter the course through an official entry
point (a temporary break in the barriers where the runners are allowed to enter
the course). These are towards the beginning of the course.
Since you will have followed my
advice and will have talked and walked the course previously with someone who
has run before you will already know the location of these entry points. Don’t
just try to climb over the fence at any old point because the police will shove
their batons up ‘where the sun don’t shine’ as you try to climb over. The run
can only take place in ‘reasonable safety’ if lots of the "I’ve just had
six pints and I’m still awake I’ll think I’ll have a go" type runners,
don’t actually make it to where the action happens. Therefore the police will
clear lots of these ‘novices’ off the course at the beginning, if you find you
are part of the crowd that the police are pushing off the course then just go
with the flow, and run the next day.
As to the matter of running when
you are drunk, this is a matter of some debate. To be realistic you are going
to be drunk most of the time you are in